God Forgets About Alaskan Lotto

godConvicted sex offender, Alex Ahsoak, came forward this past Saturday with the winning ticket in an Alaskan lottery meant to raise money for sexual abuse victims. When reached for comment Ahsoak said, “[I’m] going to donate a part of it to God…”  To which God replied, “Jesus Christ, was that today!?” Jesus Christ was unavailable to comment.

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