God Calls Ray Lewis

Screen Shot 2013-01-03 at 11.32.43 AMRay Lewis, who has played 17 seasons for the Baltimore Ravens and defined the team’s defensive excellence, announced his decision to retire Wednesday, telling teammates that “Now, God is calling.” Apparently, God made a phone call to Ray to help in covering up shady murder scenes in the immediate future.


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