Berlusconi Defends Mussolini

berlusconi21 Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi spoke recently in defense of fascist dictator Benito Mussolini’s policies, including his decision to ally with Adolf Hitler. One policy Berlusconi adamantly disagreed with was Mussolini’s lack of government funded personal sex parties.


Prince Harry & Glee’s Chris Colfer Let Family Down

chris-colfer_smallPrince Harry admitted he let his family down during his notorious romp in Las Vegas, when photographs were published around the world of him during a game of strip billiards in his hotel suite with a group of women he had met. In related news, Glee’s Chris Colfer has let his family down for NOT having a notorious romp in Las Vegas, playing strip poker with a group of girls.

Tommy Lee Apologizes for Horse DNA

tommyleeThe U.K.’s largest supermarket chain, Tesco, apologized to customers over the discovery of horse DNA in their frozen beef burgers. In related news, Motley Crue drummer, Tommy Lee apologized for leaving traces of horse DNA in all of his ex-girlfriends.

Plane Goes Down in Japan

A Boeing 787 aircraft operated by All Nippon Airways (ANA) has made an emergency landing at Takamatsu airport in Japan. As of now, nobody is certain of the cause, but we know why…


Google Chairman Shows Up North Korea

ericschmidtGoogle Executive Chairman Eric Schmidt visited the isolated North Korea this past week, urging the country to open Internet access to help improve its economy. While not much progress was made, Schmidt did manage to shoot eleven hole-in-ones and was voted North Korea’s Sexiest Man Alive.

Homosexual Men Disappointed to Escape Prison Time

david-Nso-CameroonA Cameroon appeals court has acquitted two men found guilty of homosexuality because they wore women’s clothes and ordered a cream-based liqueur, according to rights groups.
Jonas Kimie and Franky Ndome were arrested outside a nightclub and sentenced to five years in prison in November 2011. Surprisingly, the men pleaded with the courts to send them to jail anyway — at least for a nightcap.

15 Year Old Divorces 70 Year Old

article-2259769-026D22F9000004B0-260_306x450A divorce has been granted in the case of a 15 year old Saudi teenager who was wed to a 70-year-old man. The teen said the divorce came about from irreconcilable differences, or what the Saudi’s refer to as “limp dick.”

Nuclear Scientists’ New Discovery

anuscientistThe world’s largest and most powerful atom smasher goes into a 2-year hibernation in March, as scientists carry out a revamp to help it reach maximum energy levels that could lead to more stunning discoveries. What are these discoveries scientists hope for? SEX WITH A WOMAN.


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