Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi spoke recently in defense of fascist dictator Benito Mussolini’s policies, including his decision to ally with Adolf Hitler. One policy Berlusconi adamantly disagreed with was Mussolini’s lack of government funded personal sex parties.
Prince Harry admitted he let his family down during his notorious romp in Las Vegas, when photographs were published around the world of him during a game of strip billiards in his hotel suite with a group of women he had met. In related news, Glee’s Chris Colfer has let his family down for NOT having a notorious romp in Las Vegas, playing strip poker with a group of girls.
The U.K.’s largest supermarket chain, Tesco, apologized to customers over the discovery of horse DNA in their frozen beef burgers. In related news, Motley Crue drummer, Tommy Lee apologized for leaving traces of horse DNA in all of his ex-girlfriends.
31-year-old passenger Armina Babayan gave birth aboard a plane flying to Armenia this Saturday. After the newborn was subjected to the airline food and told of its eventual landing in Armenia, the baby wisely receded back into the womb.
Google Executive Chairman Eric Schmidt visited the isolated North Korea this past week, urging the country to open Internet access to help improve its economy. While not much progress was made, Schmidt did manage to shoot eleven hole-in-ones and was voted North Korea’s Sexiest Man Alive.
A Cameroon appeals court has acquitted two men found guilty of homosexuality because they wore women’s clothes and ordered a cream-based liqueur, according to rights groups.
Jonas Kimie and Franky Ndome were arrested outside a nightclub and sentenced to five years in prison in November 2011. Surprisingly, the men pleaded with the courts to send them to jail anyway — at least for a nightcap.
A divorce has been granted in the case of a 15 year old Saudi teenager who was wed to a 70-year-old man. The teen said the divorce came about from irreconcilable differences, or what the Saudi’s refer to as “limp dick.”