Leo DiCaprio Snubbed by Oscars

Actor and heartthrob, Leonardo DiCaprio, was snubbed this morning by the Academy, having not been nominated for his role in Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained. According to reports, DiCaprio was so irate, he woke up next to his supermodel one-night-stand, left his Los Angeles mansion, and took off in a Lamborghini to pick up another supermodel; or as DiCaprio refers to this chain of events, “Thursday.”